About Bobby Lee Schwartz

Bobby Lee Schwartz is a pseudonym which was first used by Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives. Bonus points if you remember the scene.

Trump Takes It To The Press

NBC’s Chuck Todd didn’t like President Donald Trump’s press conference yesterday. Todd’s tweets were hilarious. First he sends out this one via his personal victim card, “This not a laughing matter. I’m sorry, delegitimizing the press is unAmerican.”

Then a little later more of the victim card with this one; “Press bashing may feel good to folks but when it’s done by people in power, it’s corrosive. Take off your partisan hats for a second.”

Victimhood is the rallying cry of the left these days and Todd sings it well here. His complaint is especially amusing coming from someone who buys into the narrative of delegitimizing Trump’s presidency. Never mind criticize, the press is supposed to be critical of the government, but right now there is an organized movement on the left to delegitimize this presidency. Such an idea from national news outlets is irresponsible behavior that needs to be called out for the fake news that it is. Trump won. To quote Joe Biden, “it is over.”

But I just love that second tweet. In it Todd says being a bully may feel good, except when you’re the one being bullied. Yeah, no shit, Chuck. And this is not about partisanship on our side. The blinding partisanship in any of this mess comes from you, your news organization and your Sunday morning show. You write your narrative ahead of time, then demand that those who are on a different side subscribe to your spun-up recount before offering the exact quote you demand to have. That ain’t journalism young man.

nbc- fake news.

Friday Funnies

The poorly educated snowflakes who believe they are fighting fascism as members of that group likes to hold riots, tried to fight back against Project Veritas but failed. This article from The Daily Caller explains it. The first line is, “Anti-fascist activists had a difficult time pushing back against James O’Keefe’s investigative reporting during a planned press conference Thursday. They got kicked out of a food court, but not before showing pornography to a reporter.

Yeah. The firsthand account of the whole event is hilarious. The snowflakes thought they had something, so they tried to get a room for a press conference, were turned away because of their violent nature, then had to resort to a food court, but got tossed from there as well. So during their chat (we can’t rightfully call it a press conference due to the laws that govern the food court they were in), one of the members accidentally showed the reporters a folder on his computer full of thumbnails for porn files. Embarrassing, unprofessional, and pretty funny.

If these are the leaders of the left’s radical faction then why in the world would anyone follow them?

homer doh.

Friday Funnies

Scandal rocks the gubernatorial race in Virginia as Pengate now dominates the news. It all unfolded earlier this week when Frank Wagner’s campaign shared a picture of Wagner “at work.” But the cap was still on the pen! This was properly pointed out (photo below).

wagner's penScrambling to save their credibility the Wagner campaign re-created the same photo, because it was that great of a shot, and posted the new photo like nothing happened (updated below).

wagner's pen 2But it’s too late. Pengate has exposed that Sen. Wagner doesn’t really work when he is in his office at the General Assembly.

It’s all in good fun. What really happened was the Wagner campaign made a careless error and one of his opponents was quick to point it out, which was done in a lighthearted way. Nominating contests keep us honest and make things much more meaningful when calling out Democrats for their mistakes. So for now, Pengate will lead the nightly newscasts and we’re ok with that.


Friday Funnies

Democrats took their last opportunity to protest the results of the 2016 presidential election today at the certification of the Electoral College vote. Their desperate, failed efforts were funny to watch.

Some Ds, still upset that their choice lost, tried to disrupt the proceedings. They were unsuccessful. A congressman from Georgia tried to protest the vote but she didn’t have standing, didn’t want to follow procedure, and ended up just embarrassing herself. Vice President Joe Biden, who as president of the Senate presided over the certification process, said it all when he simply told her, “It is over.” Well said.


Friday Funnies

“Now, we’re feeling what not having hope feels like.” -Michelle Obama

She said this during an interview with Oprah. She also scoffs right afterward and then begins to discuss how hope is “a necessary concept.”

There is no substance in her fluff remarks. Populism rode her and her husband into office on the vague word “hope” and they are sticking to their talking points. Of course this must be all Donald Trump’s fault and not the rejection of a radical leftist agenda that she tried to advocate for.

She’s taking the loss a little hard. Her quote is pretty funny considering that despite how meaningless it is, Democrats are eating it up like it is pure wisdom.

No hope? How hopelessly pathetic is that? Thanks for the laugh, Mrs. Obama.


Still Senator Kaine First To Attack

Earlier this week a terrorist used a knife in a public attack but was shot by a cop. Annnnnnnddddddd still Senator Tim Kaine wanted to be the first to achieve political expediency by quickly tweeting a statement against gun violence. This is dangerously stupid and completely irresponsible of a sitting senator. After realizing the gross inaccuracy of the statement, Kaine deleted the tweet.

It does makes us wonder though; do the Democrats have an app set up to blast out anti-2A talking points whenever a gun goes off? Of course, this app doesn’t work in big cities where the Democrats enjoy one-party rule. Anyway, we just have to laugh at still Senator Kaine and give joyful thanks that he is not the Vice President-Elect.

Below is a pic of Kaine’s since deleted tweet.


Friday Funnies

A man walks into a bank. He approaches the teller with his pay check and says,
“Hello. I would like to cash this.”
The teller says, “Ok sir, I just need to see some ID.”
This surprises the man who then says, “But my name is Barack Obama. I’m the president.”
“Well sir, I’m sorry but the rules are the rules and they apply to everyone the same. We need to see some ID.”
“But I don’t have any ID with me today.”
“Then we can’t help you.”
“But I was really hoping to get this check cashed today. Surely something like this has happened before. What did you guys do then?”
“You know what, this did happen last week. A guy came in without ID claiming to be Michael Jordan. So we went outside to the basketball court at the park, where he showed us some moves and made some shots, so we figured it had to be Michael Jordan. Sir, is there anything you can do to prove you are who you say you are?” asked the teller.
So the man sat there and thought for a minute. And then sat there and thought for a few more before saying with a look of bewilderment, “I don’t know. I can’t think of anything. I have no idea how to solve this. I can’t think of anything to do. I have no solution to this problem whatsoever.”
And that is when the teller said, “Ok President Obama how would you like your cash?”


Friday Funnies

Governor Terry McAuliffe has lost his mind. He took to Twitter this week to brag about firing Hillary Clinton’s staff and volunteers. What a loose cannon. Don’t invite T-Mac to your campaign office. Of course, the below tweet could be a typo, we didn’t check.

tmac fires hillary staff.

The 68th Annual Shad Planking

This Friday is the 68th Annual Shad Planking. Their website says it all;

“Shad Planking Fast Facts


12205 Brittles Mill Rd., Wakefield, VA 23888


Friday, April 22, 2016, 12 p.m. to 7 p.m.

What does it cost?

Tickets are $25 in advance, $30 at the gate.

What do I get with my ticket?

A tasting glass for samples from Virginia’s best wineries and distilleries, live music, political speeches, arts, crafts, social causes, outreach programs, a taste of our famous smoked Shad and Shad roe, and Virginia’s best and brightest citizens.

In one sentence, what is the 68th Shad Planking and Grapes & Grains Festival?

The perfect marriage of a political rally and a wine & whiskey festival.

Who will be there?

Political figures, wineries, distilleries, VA arts and crafts, non-profits, social causes, outreach organizations, and 1000s of people like you.”

And maybe the best part;

Can I bring my children?

This event is intended for adults 21 and up.”

You can purchase tickets here.