About Bobby Lee Schwartz

Bobby Lee Schwartz is a pseudonym which was first used by Chevy Chase in Fletch Lives. Bonus points if you remember the scene.

Friday Funnies

Happy April Fool’s Day. In honor of this hilarious day the editorial board here at Red NoVA has decided to endorse, for today and today only, Bernie Sanders for president. We anticipate that Sanders will tap one of the heads of Ben & Jerry’s as his running mate and they will campaign on a platform of free ice cream for everyone. That will certainly get our vote.

Feel The Bern, but don’t let it melt your free ice cream.

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Friday Funnies

Today is Abraham Lincoln’s birthday, so this edition of Friday Funnies is dedicated to him, our funniest president. Here are some witty quotes from Lincoln;

“He can compress the most words into the smallest ideas better than any man I ever met.”

“If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?”

“Whenever I hear anyone arguing for slavery, I feel a strong impulse to see it tried on him personally.”

“Tact: the ability to describe others as they see themselves.”

“If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.”

“The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time”

“You have to do your own growing no matter how tall your grandfather was.”

“Give me six hours to chop down a tree, and I will spend the first four sharpening the axe.”

And I think Lincoln would have liked this one…

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On Groundhog Day

Red NoVA’s attempt to push legislation that would change Groundhog Day to National Watch the Movie Groundhog Day Day has failed. We will re-write the bill and try again next year.

Red NoVA’s attempt to push legislation that would change Groundhog Day to National Watch the Movie Groundhog Day Day has failed. We will re-write the bill and try again next year.

Red NoVA’s attempt to push legislation that would change Groundhog Day to National Watch the Movie Groundhog Day Day has failed. We will re-write the bill and try again next year.

(Wink.)

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Friday Funnies

Here is a Christmas themed joke that is working its way around Republican circles:

“Obama supporters are a lot like Christmas lights. They all hang together, not all of them work, and the ones that do work are not very bright.”

Apologies for being unable to cite its source but we have the feeling the joke has been around for as long as there has been electricity with the name being interchangeable.

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